Шипперские войны разводят на полемику
This fandom makes me go aaaah
“I HATE SAMCEDES.”
PLEASE FOLLOW STANDARD PROCEDURE, BEGINNING NOW:
Proceed to Checkpoint ‘A’, where you can call me a racist and/or a sizeist.
After a thorough flogging, Go forth to Checkpoint ‘B’, where you can investigate my ships and see that I also hate Klaine, Fuinn, and Fabrevans, so you may bitch about me hating Samcedes because I want Sam to be Gay for Kurt. You may release standard procedure “SAM IS NOT GAY AND WAS NEVER GAY” at this time.
After Checkpoint ‘B’, you can go on to Checkpoint ‘C’, where you can call me delusional and c+v all the kliss.gif and samcedeshandhold.gif you can paste in a minute. (For Further instructions, please consult a fellow “Sam is not Gay/ Klaine is Canon” shipper for any possible Questions.)
Between Checkpoints ‘B’ and ‘C’, you may also choose “Anon Option 1”, where you may proceed to repost everything you reblogged in my askbox anonymously. Don’t worry if you accidentally slip up and say “I hate you.”, “Go Die in a Hole”, or similar statements; It’s anon, so I’ll never know it was you!
Once passing Checkpoint ‘C’, you can finally arrive at Checkpoint ‘D’, also known as the “Return Home” Button, a.k.a, ‘Dashboard’, where you may proceed to make a text post containing one or more of the following items from each list:
A. What Kummers are Like (Based on your experience with my personal opinions and views that of course represent the thoughts of every single member of the ship)
Sam is Gay because his lips are big and he acts gay (OMG HOMOPHOBE):
Based off the amount of fic and joke posts on my blog of Dick-sucking lips.
Sam is still Gay because RIB said so last summer (LOLOL OMG THEY ARE SO STUPID DONT THEY KNOW GLEE DOESN’T PLAN ~ANYTHING~):
Based off a quick skimming of a long meta post that is too long to read and obviously stupid because Samcedes and Klaine are ~Endgame~
Klaine/Blaine suck!!!!!!! (OMG HATERS KILL THE HATERS DARREN IS AMAZING OK):
Based off another too-long meta post about how “Klaine is Unhealthy” that is obviously bullshit because they just hate Blaine and Klaine because it is Canon and Kurt is with Blaine and not Sam because Sam is not Gay and is with Mercedes so there
Samcedes/Mercedes suck!!!! (OMG THEY ARE SO RACIST AND SIZEIST THEY ARE THE WORST FANDOM ~EVER~):
Based on a discussion of how “Mercedes and Sam are not compatible” which is obviously just them blanketing their hate BECAUSE THEY ARE SO MEAN AND COWARDLY AND RACIST!!!!!!!!
B. Your overall experience with Kummers (Once again based on your ~adventure~ to my blog)
Kummers are mean
Kummers are immature
Kummers are racist
Kummers are sizist
Kummers are homophobic
Kummers are delusional
Kummers are stupid
Kummers are rude
Kum Hevans is the WORST fandom ever
C. How tired you are of the hate against Samcedes and Klaine other ships
They are just hating because they are not canon
Can’t we all be friends
Why can’t we be friends
Oh because Kummers are douchebags lol nvm right
They NEVER LEAVE THE SAMCEDES TAG ALONE!!!!!!!!!!
D. HOW AWESOME SAMCEDES (and Klaine) ARE!!!!!!!!
LOL THEY ARE CANON
THEY ARE SO IN LOVE
WE ARE THE BEST SHIP EVERRR CAUSE WE LOVE THEM AND DON’T HATE
Kliss.gif
Samcedes handhold.gif
CANON!!!!!!
Upon the completion of your post (Who needs Spellcheck, anyway?), Proceed to the final and most important step- Tags.
For convenience, the following tags are provided to you:
#Kum #Hevans #Kam #Skurt #Klaine #Samcedes #Kummers #Glee #Sam Evans #Kurt Hummel #Blaine Anderson #Mercedes Jones #Chord Overstreet #Chris Colfer
Don’t worry if I come ~attack~ you for posting in my tag- It’s just your opinion, after all!